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Painkiller

By Stephanie Winter

Published on November 22, 2025

Time

10 minutes

Yield

Makes 1 cocktail

Painkiller

Ingredients

2 ounces aged rum 1½ ounces unsweetened 100 percent pineapple juice ¾ ounce orange juice ¾ ounce cream of coconut Pineapple slice for garnishingMint sprig for garnishingFreshly grated nutmeg for garnishing

Before You Begin

If you don’t have crushed ice, you can shake the cocktail with ice until just combined and chilled, about 5 seconds, then strain into a rocks glass half-filled with cube ice. Top with additional ice and garnish as directed.

Instructions

  1. Add 2 ounces rum, 1½ ounces unsweetened 100 percent pineapple juice, ¾ ounce orange juice, and ¾ ounce cream of coconut to cocktail shaker and shake until combined, about 5 seconds. Pour cocktail into chilled rocks glass half-filled with crushed ice, then top with additional ice. Garnish with pineapple slice, mint sprig, and grated nutmeg. Serve.
Painkiller
Photography by Steve Klise. Styling by Christine Tobin.

Painkiller

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By Stephanie Winter

Published on November 22, 2025

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Time

10 minutes

Yield

Makes 1 cocktail

Ingredients

2 ounces aged rum
1½ ounces unsweetened 100 percent pineapple juice
¾ ounce orange juice
¾ ounce cream of coconut
Pineapple slice for garnishing
Mint sprig for garnishing
Freshly grated nutmeg for garnishing

Ingredients

2 ounces aged rum
1½ ounces unsweetened 100 percent pineapple juice
¾ ounce orange juice
¾ ounce cream of coconut
Pineapple slice for garnishing
Mint sprig for garnishing
Freshly grated nutmeg for garnishing

Ingredients

2 ounces aged rum
1½ ounces unsweetened 100 percent pineapple juice
¾ ounce orange juice
¾ ounce cream of coconut
Pineapple slice for garnishing
Mint sprig for garnishing
Freshly grated nutmeg for garnishing

Why This Recipe Works

The painkiller is an iteration of a piña colada so delicious we thought it deserved its own spotlight. The Soggy Dollar Bar on Jost Van Dyke, British Virgin Islands (BVI)— named for the wet cash patrons used after swimming from their boats to the bar—claims to have invented the drink in the 1970s. The painkiller adds orange juice and a bit more pineapple juice. The result is a BVI specialty that transports you to the Caribbean from the first sip.

Before You Begin

If you don’t have crushed ice, you can shake the cocktail with ice until just combined and chilled, about 5 seconds, then strain into a rocks glass half-filled with cube ice. Top with additional ice and garnish as directed.

Instructions

  1. Add 2 ounces rum, 1½ ounces unsweetened 100 percent pineapple juice, ¾ ounce orange juice, and ¾ ounce cream of coconut to cocktail shaker and shake until combined, about 5 seconds. Pour cocktail into chilled rocks glass half-filled with crushed ice, then top with additional ice. Garnish with pineapple slice, mint sprig, and grated nutmeg. Serve.

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